My 12 readers ... I'm flirting with the idea of taking my 2% raise from the Saratogian and putting it toward a digital video camera.
Hold on ... depressed about the 2% ... gimme a minute ...
OK, I'm back.
I would like to do a mini Pardon the Interruption type show on The Carryover with Good Ol' Pete and it would all be about horse racing. It will very crude — think of the animation of The Simpson's on the Tracy Ullman Show in the late 80's.
Pete is an amusing guy with strong convictions and bold predictions. He's self deprecating and wildly narcissistic. I'm just as self deprecating but lack any and all intelligence he has.
I figure it will consist of a rundown of five topics with a heavy emphasis on gambling.
I'll put up a poll question to see if this is something worth our time and effort. At the very least it will be fun.
"Pete, you are Big Brown."
"Nay."
"Were you disappointed you weren't able to run in the BC Classic against Curlin?"
"Of course I was disappointed. I wanted to kick his chestnut ass. I know there's no Post 20 in the Breeders' Cup, but I'll still break from Post 20 and make him wish he'd never been foaled."
"So, foregone conclusion?"
"Man, my trainer's an idiot."
Get to it!